THEOD STORE
Premium gaming lifestyle merchandise
Exclusive gear for the elite. Prove your worth before you buy.
LIMITED EDITION Theo Playmat
Ultra-rare special edition playmat featuring exclusive artwork. Premium quality with stitched edges. Only 100 made!
DINGS CARRY
THE LEGEND HIMSELF WILL PERSONALLY CARRY YOU IN ANY GAME.
One match. One carry. INFINITE GLORY.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
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Dings only has so much time. This offer could disappear AT ANY MOMENT. Once it's gone, it's gone. FOREVER.
DO NOT REFRESH THIS PAGE. DO NOT HESITATE. ACT NOW.
YOU WILL NEVER SEE A DEAL LIKE THIS AGAIN
*By clicking this button you acknowledge that this is the greatest opportunity of your gaming career and that you are ready to ascend to a higher plane of existence. No refunds. Dings is very busy.
NEED A GAMING CHAIR?
NOT FOR SALE HEREWe don't sell chairs, but our boy Mike used to be in the chair game. He knows people. He can probably hook you up with a solid deal on a quality gaming chair.
Hit us up on Discord if you're looking for a chair and we'll connect you with Mike. No guarantees, but the man has chair connections. That's just facts.
Mike also runs his own casino now. Mike's Casino & Grill →
CHAIR
HOOKUP
THE MYSTERY CHEST
One item. Contents classified. Could be legendary gear. Could be something... unexpected.
Only the most epic gamers dare open one. You won't know what's inside until it arrives at your door.
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Visit the THEOD Casino and turn your points into... more points? Maybe? Probably not.
THEOD.NET Classic Tee
Premium heavyweight cotton for gamers with elite hand-eye coordination, iron wrist endurance, and the posture of a reigning champion. Cut for those with gamer fingers and the forearm strength to back it up.
Competition Hoodie
Performance fleece engineered for the stamina of a speedrunner, the laser focus of a sniper, and fingers fast enough to hit 15+ CPS. Roomy enough for that hunched-forward, locked-in, winning posture every pro lives in.
Omar Mascot Tee
Limited edition Omar tee — built for gamers with a champion's heart, a top-laner's grip strength, sub-200ms reflexes, and the neck flexibility to stare at a monitor for 14 hours straight. Omar approves. Barely.
THEOD Snapback
Structured six-panel snapback with embroidered branding
Pro Gaming Mousepad XL
Extended mousepad with low-friction surface and THEOD design
Brand Sticker Pack
Set of 10 vinyl stickers featuring THEOD and Omar designs
Omar Plush Keychain
Soft plush keychain of our mascot Omar the Shih Tzu
Rusty Alan Key
A rusty alan key. Named after our cool cat. Legendary.