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THEODNET MAINFRAME v3.14.159TERMINAL: /usr/max/corner[SYSTEM ACTIVE]
> LOADING MAX'S CORNER... OK
MAX'SCORNER
โ
COCOON-BASED LIFEFORM โ
MARATHON ENJOYER โ
D2 VETERAN โ
[ TOTAL REBIRTHS ]
0
AND COUNTING...
> USER.MAX.SAY: "Marathon is everything I have ever wanted and more."โ
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โ >> MARATHON.INTEL_DATABASE [HOT] โ
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[Hours of Footage Watched]
ALL
Every frame. Every teaser.
[Hype Level]
9000+
It's over. I have ascended.
[Extraction Readiness]
MAX
Born for this
[Lore Absorbed]
โ
Bungie. Again. Let's go.
> MARATHON.EXE IS THE FUTURE. DESTINY2.EXE IS THE PAST. BOTH LIVE IN MAX'S HEART.
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โ >> GUARDIAN STATS [LEGACY DB] โ
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[Current Light Level]
2,847
Preserved in amber
[Raid Completions]
โ
Lost count ages ago
[Times Wiped]
Yes
Don't ask
[Exotic Collection]
99.9%
That one gun still eludes me
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โ >> CRON.DAILY_REBIRTH_CYCLE โ
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๐ฆ
6:00 AM
> EMERGE FROM COCOON
๐ก
6:15 AM
> CHECK MARATHON NEWS (ANYTHING?? ANYTHING??)
๐ฌ
7:00 AM
> REWATCH ALL MARATHON TRAILERS AGAIN
โ๏ธ
9:00 AM
> DESTINY 2 WEEKLY RESET (still doing it. still.)
๐ฅ
12:00 PM
> RAID TIME (D2. For now.)
๐
3:00 PM
> MARATHON LORE DEEP DIVE (BUNGIE ARG??)
โ๏ธ
6:00 PM
> TRIALS OF OSIRIS (warm up for Marathon PvP)
๐ง
9:00 PM
> THEORIZE ABOUT MARATHON EXTRACTION MECHANICS
๐
11:00 PM
> RETURN TO COCOON
๐ฎ
11:01 PM
> ONE MORE MARATHON TRAILER...
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โ >> QUERY: GAME_RELATION_DATABASE โ
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> ANALYZING: Marathon [PRIORITY TARGET]
โโ FINALLY. THE BUNGIE GAME WE WERE WAITING FOR. This is the one. Extraction shooter. Team-based. Bungie DNA. I am cooked.
> ANALYZING: Escape From Tarkov
โโ Training for Marathon. Every wipe is a simulation. I am ready.
> ANALYZING: Minecraft
โโ Building your Guardian's legacy, block by block. Also Marathon bases probably.
> ANALYZING: Fortnite
โโ Battle Royale is just Crucible with building. Same energy as Marathon PvP.
> ANALYZING: Elden Ring
โโ Dark Souls but it's the Darkness vs Light. Literally Destiny. Marathon-adjacent.
> ANALYZING: Destiny 2 [LEGACY MODE]
โโ The foundation. The origin. Still playing it. Will always play it. But my heart is in the colony now.
[QUERY RESULT: EVERYTHING == MARATHON || DESTINY_2] โ
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โ >> SYS.COCOON_STATUS_MONITOR โ
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๐ฆ
> CURRENT_STATE:
EMERGED && GAMING
[METAMORPHOSIS: 100%]
[WINGS: FUNCTIONAL]
[LIGHT_LVL: MAX]
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โ >> USER.ACHIEVEMENTS_UNLOCKED โ
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[๐ RAID_MASTER]
[โ๏ธ CRUCIBLE_LORD]
[๐ฆ DAILY_REBIRTHER]
[๐ฎ PRO_GAMER]
[๐ EXOTIC_HUNTER]
[๐ FLAWLESS_RUNNER]
[๐ฎ LORE_MASTER]
[๐ TRIALS_KING]
[๐ก MARATHON.CONVERT]
[๐ซ BUNGIE.LOYALIST]
[๐ฏ EXTRACTION.READY]
[๐ธ COLONY.BOUND]
>> SESSION.VISITOR_COUNT
2
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[FELLOW_GUARDIANS.ONLINE]
// TODO: implement konami_code โโโโโโโโBA
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MAX'S CORNER v2.0 | THEODNET MAINFRAME | EST. 2020
Connection secure. All systems nominal.