Richard "Dick" Pennsworth III
Chief Executive Synergy Officer
"At Synergy Solutions, we don't just think outside the box - we leverage the box." |
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Barbara Spreadsheet
Vice President of Vertical Integration
"My passion is passion. And also spreadsheets." |
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Chadwick Blandington
Director of Proactive Paradigms
"I synergize before breakfast." |
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Dr. Nicolaus Copernicus
Senior Consultant (Astronomy Division)
"The Earth revolves around our quarterly earnings." |
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Sheldon "The Spreadsheet" Brown
Chief Bicycle Logistics Officer
"Every gear ratio is a business opportunity." |
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Brian Williams
Head of Creative Truth Solutions
"I was there when we founded this company." |
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Tiffany McBusinessface
Executive Vice Manager of Managing
"Let's circle back and touch base offline." |
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Gregory Handshake
Chief Handshaking Officer
"A firm handshake is worth a thousand emails." |
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The Board
Collective Decision Making Entity
"We are all synergy. Synergy is all of us." |
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Deborah Downsizing
VP of Human Capital Optimization
"Every employee is a resource. Resources can be reallocated." |
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Chester Powerpoint
Slide Deck Evangelist
"Death by PowerPoint? I call it death by SUCCESS." |
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Patricia "Patty" Networking
Director of LinkedIn Thought Leadership
"Agree?" |
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Blaine Casual-Friday
Khaki Procurement Specialist
"Business casual is a lifestyle, not a dress code." |
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Sandra Synergy
Synergy Synergist
"I put the syn in synergy." |
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Thaddeus McStartup
Junior Disruption Intern
"I'm just happy to be here. Please don't fire me." |
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